To you, everything’s a really big deal,
But that’s only the way you feel.
All events are such a mess,
Especially when you don’t get that dress.
Or how about when you couldn’t go,
Out with your friends to a late night show?
You whine, complain and throw a fit.
Each little thing puts you in a snit.
You make a fuss about small troubles,
And you make sure your reaction doubles,
The typical reaction to something like this.
This phase is something we’ll never miss.
You’re constantly causing the biggest scenes.
That’s because you’re a drama queen.